|The Wine Pick|
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Monday, February 13, 2012
Stock Watch: Drinking Horsemen, Inc.
Shares of Drinking Horsemen, Inc. skyrocketed today when they unveiled their new product, the Wine Pick, a combination hoof pick and wine opener. "We are very excited about this product and hope to reach a new, sophisticated consumer group," said CEO Robert Malone. Last month shares of the company fell after the Beer Pick failed to resonate with consumers.
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