Area Horse Can't Even Remember Why He Is So Excited

Area Horse Can't Even Remember Why He Is So Excited

U.S. Eventing Riders Warned Not To Watch Shark Week

The United States Eventing Association issued a statement this week urging riders to refrain from watching any of Discovery Channel's upcoming Shark Week.  "In our sport, riders need to be bold and fearless.  We can't have riders who are afraid to go into the water jump."

Correction

In last week's classifieds we ran an ad for a Shetland pony for sale with the price listed as "Free to a good home".  The listed price should have been "Free".  The Road Apple apologizes for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Area Woman Tired Of Bugs Who Just Fly Around And Don't Look Where They're Going

Area Woman Tired Of Bugs Who Just Fly Around And Don't Look Where They're Going

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After Watching Olympic Gymnastics Coverage, Horses Around The World Are Seen Attempting Cartwheels In Their Pastures

After Watching Olympic Gymnastics Coverage, Horses Around The World Are Seen Attempting Cartwheels In Their Pastures

Stephen Colbert Plans To Write Off Dressage Lessons As Business Expense In 2012 Taxes

The Road Apple has recently learned that Stephen Colbert has given receipts for his recent dressage lessons to his tax accountant. He is intending to write off the lessons with dressage trainer Michael Barisone as a business expense. A tax accountant contacted by the Road Apple indicated that this would not be a good move. "Because of the current political climate, dressage enthusiasts and other multimillionaires are under increased scrutiny when they try to claim their horse-prancing activities as a business expense."

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Colbert Plans To Write Off Dressage Lessons As Business Expense In 2012 Taxes

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Colbert Plans To Write Off Dressage Lessons As Business Expense In 2012 Taxes