Animal Rights Groups Target Carousel Horse Industry

Santa Monica, CA -- Several animal rights groups have joined forces to form 'Save The Carousel Horses' whose mission is to ensure that carousel horses have all of the same rights that real horses do.  Many celebrities have adopted the cause.  In an interview with The Road Apple, Paris Hilton said, “Those poor horses, stuck to a pole all day long.  I just had to do something.”  Save The Carousel Horses is primarily focused on changing laws.  “But I am more interested in rescuing them,” Hilton said, proudly pointing to a pile of carousel horses in the corner of her living room.

Road Apple Safety Tip

Road Apple Safety Tip: Always wear your helmet when crawling around behind horses

2012 AQHA Bootylicious Award

Amarillo, TX -- Heza Dunnit Now, a 7 year old quarter horse stallion, won the first annual AQHA Bootylicious Award.  He bested a field of 37 mares, geldings, and stallions for the honor.  Contestants were judged not only on the size of their hindquarters, but also on shape and texture.  Heza Dunnit Now was proud of his victory.  "I worked hard to achieve this.  I did a lot of stair climbing and weightlifting and I watched my diet carefully.  I am also blessed with good genetics, so any weight gain goes straight to my hips."

From The Onion: Big Brown Attempts Horse Racing Comeback As Jockey

Here's a link to an awesome photo from our inspiration, The Onion.  (They have a much bigger and better staff of photoshoppers than we do.)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/big-brown-attempts-horse-racing-comeback-as-jockey,28177/

Area Gelding Just Plans To Hang Out All Day

TV Listing: Covert Affairs

USA Network

9 p.m. EST

In this week's episode, the hounds draw the covert while members of the field stand around and talk about the weather, national and international politics, the latest diets, and their favorite movies.

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Area Gelding Wonders Where They Went

Horse On Stall Rest Practices Stevie Wonder Impersonation

Horse On Stall Rest Practices Stevie Wonder Impersonation