Santa Monica, CA -- Several animal rights groups have joined forces to form 'Save The Carousel Horses' whose mission is to ensure that carousel horses have all of the same rights that real horses do. Many celebrities have adopted the cause. In an interview with The Road Apple, Paris Hilton said, “Those poor horses, stuck to a pole all day long. I just had to do something.” Save The Carousel Horses is primarily focused on changing laws. “But I am more interested in rescuing them,” Hilton said, proudly pointing to a pile of carousel horses in the corner of her living room.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
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Saturday, May 19, 2012
Amarillo, TX -- Heza Dunnit Now, a 7 year old quarter horse stallion, won the first annual AQHA Bootylicious Award. He bested a field of 37 mares, geldings, and stallions for the honor. Contestants were judged not only on the size of their hindquarters, but also on shape and texture. Heza Dunnit Now was proud of his victory. "I worked hard to achieve this. I did a lot of stair climbing and weightlifting and I watched my diet carefully. I am also blessed with good genetics, so any weight gain goes straight to my hips."
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Here's a link to an awesome photo from our inspiration, The Onion. (They have a much bigger and better staff of photoshoppers than we do.)