Area Horse Knows He Is Going To Be Blamed

Local rider Mary Deane is sporting a black eye after walking into a lamp post while texting yesterday.  "She collided with a stationary object but she is letting everyone think that I did it to her," said Mr. Jax, Deane's Arabian gelding.  "Seriously, she walked into a lamp post and she wants to blame it on me.  Can you believe it?"  Mr. Jax has decided not to set the record straight in order to increase his barn cred.