The Horse Who Wouldn't Die
The Biography of a Useless Horse
by H. B. Farmer

**Now available as an ebook**

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Royal Wedding Anniversary Press Release

On the eve of the anniversary of the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton, the rider from the Household Mounted Cavalry Regiment who fell off his horse during the procession issued a press release.  In it he stated, "I would just like to remind everyone that I did not fall off my horse.  The horse slipped and fell.  I did not 'fall off'."  After falling off his horse, the rider let go of the reins and the loose horse ran right passed the coach that was carrying the newly married couple back to Buckingham Palace.

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