Area Horse Not Planning On Getting Any Work Done This Weekend

Moorpark, CA -- Deacon, a 9 year old thoroughbred gelding, is not planning on getting any work done this weekend while he watches the live feed of the Rolex Kentucky Three Day Event.  "I always keep a work-related window open on my computer.  Then if someone walks by I just ALT-TAB over to that.  I don't know what I'll do if someone tries to take me for a ride.  Maybe I should just call in lame."