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Sunday, January 15, 2012
Police Blotter
On January 14th, at approximately 3:41 pm, Scott Willams, 44, was apprehended at Eastside Laundromat in Boise, ID. He is charged with attempting to wash two horse blankets and five saddle pads in the laundromat’s washers, despite a clearly posted sign stating “No Horse Laundry”. Police had placed the laudromat under surveillance after customers repeatedly called 911 to report finding horse hair in the machines.
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this cannot be a true story
ReplyDeleteno man would actually DO horse laundry.
If FORCED to, they would use a car wash.
How would one go about using a car wash to wash horse blankets? Would you need a pickup truck? Or would you just leave the car windows open? These questions are strictly for research purposes.
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