The Horse Who Wouldn't Die
The Biography of a Useless Horse
by H. B. Farmer

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Horse Calls Humane Society After Being Repeatedly Decorated For Holidays

Decorated for Friend's Birthday

Decorated for The Royal Wedding

Decorated for New Year's Eve
A horse called the Humane Society to report that he had been repeatedly decorated for various holidays.  In an exclusive interview with the Road Apple, the horse reported that he was increasingly concerned about upcoming Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

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  1. Alternate Headline: Area Woman Nearly Trampled Trying To Put Sparkly Hat On Horse

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