The Horse Who Wouldn't Die
The Biography of a Useless Horse
by H. B. Farmer

**Now available as an ebook**

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Another Victim of No Stirrups November

Seattle, WA -- This morning No Stirrups November claimed yet another victim.  Convinced by the Internet that it was a good idea to ride without stirrups on a blustery November morning, Melody Parker added a broken collarbone to her already sore leg muscles.  Next year Parker plans to spend all of November in the southern hemisphere to avoid the Internet's "Let's All Fall Off More In The Fall" campaign.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Friday, May 5, 2017

For Sale: Big Bay Gelding, Tons of Potential

Big bay gelding for sale.  16.1 hands, 23 years old.  Tons of potential to eat hay and roll around in the mud.  Currently in training for competitive pasture ornament shows.  Price will decrease with training.

Monday, August 22, 2016

A Year Without George Morris: Day 235

Every day I check the mail for a cease and desist letter from George.  At least then I would know he is thinking about me.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

A Year Without George Morris: Day 231

I caught a glimpse of George at the Olympics the other day and I found myself thinking about the way things used to be.  Then I remembered that I haven't been keeping up with my tack cleaning, so maybe I am not ready to have him back.

Monday, April 4, 2016

A Year Without George Morris: Day 94

I have ridden without stirrups every day for weeks now.  I keep hoping George will happen by and see how hard I am working and then he'll come back.