The Horse Who Wouldn't Die
The Biography of a Useless Horse
by H. B. Farmer

**Now available as an ebook**
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Sunday, July 22, 2018

Unsung Heroes: Peter Rabbit

Peter Rabbit now allows himself to be sprayed with flyspray without acting like he is getting zapped with 10,000 volts of electricity with every spritz.

Friday, May 5, 2017

For Sale: Big Bay Gelding, Tons of Potential

Big bay gelding for sale.  16.1 hands, 23 years old.  Tons of potential to eat hay and roll around in the mud.  Currently in training for competitive pasture ornament shows.  Price will decrease with training.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Correction

Yesterday's text message to the farrier should have read, "Peter Rabbit needs to be shod" (that's 'shod' with a 'd').  The Road Apple apologizes for any confusion this may have caused.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Area Horse Really Wants His Own Pony, Promises To Take Very Good Care Of It

Seattle, WA   Area horse Pistol Pete has been begging for a pony of his own for weeks now.  He promises that he will feed his pony and clean up after it and take it for walks everyday.

Tired of the begging, Pete’s owner came up with an incentive program.  Pete gets a gold star for every week he behaves himself and does his chores without complaining.  When he has 500 gold stars he can get a pony of his own.  The 18 year old Pete was reportedly very excited about the plan and immediately started pony shopping.