Praying Mantis Offended By George Morris Comment

Praying Mantis Offended By George Morris Comment

Area Rider Declares Self Long-Listed For The Olympics

Area Rider Declares Self Long-Listed For The Olympics

Statshot: Baling Twine: What Are We Doing With It?

Baling Twine: What Are We Doing With It?

15% Fixing the tractor
11% Making realistic looking fake tails for our appaloosa
7%  Macrame
21% Holding the old barn together
45% Breeding and selling
10% Decorating for the holidays
1%  Baling hay

Obsessive-Compulsive Horse Tries To Make Every Blade Of Grass In His Pasture The Same Height

Obsessive-Compulsive Horse Tries To Make Every Blade Of Grass In His Pasture The Same Height

DMS IV Entry: Weephobia

Weephobia is the pathological fear of miniature horses.  It is most commonly seen in large horses.  Treatments include the use of binoculars and stilts.

TV Listing: Manure Olympics

ESPN2

10 a.m. EST

This international competition includes events such as the Loaded Wheelbarrow Obstacle Course and Compost Flinging.  New this year is the demonstration sport Evening Gown Mucking where athletes dressed in formal attire must muck out an entire barn.

Area Woman Tired Of Her Favorite Blog, The Road Apple, Not Being Updated

Area Woman Tired Of Her Favorite Blog, The Road Apple, Not Being Updated