The Horse Who Wouldn't Die
The Biography of a Useless Horse
by H. B. Farmer

**Now available as an ebook**

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Police Blotter

On January 14th, at approximately 3:41 pm, Scott Willams, 44, was apprehended at Eastside Laundromat in Boise, ID.  He is charged with attempting to wash two horse blankets and five saddle pads in the laundromat’s washers, despite a clearly posted sign stating “No Horse Laundry”.  Police had placed the laudromat under surveillance after customers repeatedly called 911 to report finding horse hair in the machines.

2 comments:

  1. this cannot be a true story

    no man would actually DO horse laundry.

    If FORCED to, they would use a car wash.

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    1. How would one go about using a car wash to wash horse blankets? Would you need a pickup truck? Or would you just leave the car windows open? These questions are strictly for research purposes.

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