A Choose Your Own Misadventure Book
The Big George Morris Clinic
by H. B. Farmer

What will happen when George Morris comes to town? YOU decide!

Sunday, December 10, 2017

New Product Alert: Fecal Enlightenment System

Manure Solutions, Inc., the leading innovator of manure related products, today announced the release of their new Fecal Enlightenment System.  "This system is a must have for horsemen who do barn chores after dark.  Our flexible, patent-pending mounting system will mount any flashlight onto the handle of a manure fork.  The Fecal Enlightenment System is a must-have for those nights when you can't see sh*t."
Fecal Enlightenment System

Mounting system includes a roll of duct tape. Manure fork and flashlight sold separately.

Enlightened manure

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Another Victim of No Stirrups November

Seattle, WA -- This morning No Stirrups November claimed yet another victim.  Convinced by the Internet that it was a good idea to ride without stirrups on a blustery November morning, Melody Parker added a broken collarbone to her already sore leg muscles.  Next year Parker plans to spend all of November in the southern hemisphere to avoid the Internet's "Let's All Fall Off More In The Fall" campaign.

Friday, May 5, 2017

For Sale: Big Bay Gelding, Tons of Potential

Big bay gelding for sale.  16.1 hands, 23 years old.  Tons of potential to eat hay and roll around in the mud.  Currently in training for competitive pasture ornament shows.  Price will decrease with training.

Monday, August 22, 2016

A Year Without George Morris: Day 235

Every day I check the mail for a cease and desist letter from George.  At least then I would know he is thinking about me.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

A Year Without George Morris: Day 231

I caught a glimpse of George at the Olympics the other day and I found myself thinking about the way things used to be.  Then I remembered that I haven't been keeping up with my tack cleaning, so maybe I am not ready to have him back.