A Choose Your Own Misadventure Book
The Big George Morris Clinic
by H. B. Farmer

What will happen when George Morris comes to town? YOU decide!

Monday, March 26, 2012

Statshot: Baling Twine: What Are We Doing With It?

Baling Twine: What Are We Doing With It?

15% Fixing the tractor
11% Making realistic looking fake tails for our appaloosa
7%  Macrame
21% Holding the old barn together
45% Breeding and selling
10% Decorating for the holidays
1%  Baling hay

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

DMS IV Entry: Weephobia

Weephobia is the pathological fear of miniature horses.  It is most commonly seen in large horses.  Treatments include the use of binoculars and stilts.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

TV Listing: Manure Olympics

ESPN2

10 a.m. EST

This international competition includes events such as the Loaded Wheelbarrow Obstacle Course and Compost Flinging.  New this year is the demonstration sport Evening Gown Mucking where athletes dressed in formal attire must muck out an entire barn.