Friday, April 26, 2013
Area Horse Irritated By Horse Reference On CSI: Miami
Mr. Nickerson, a 19 year old paint gelding, once again became irritated last night while watching an episode of CSI: Miami. After performing an autopsy, Dr. Woods declared that the victim had been injected with "enough drugs to kill a horse". At this point Mr. Nickerson began yelling at the television, "Why do people insist on using horses as a yardstick for measuring drug overdoses? When did we become a unit of measure for killing things?" Vowing never to watch CSI: Miami again, Mr. Nickerson changed the channel to a rerun of Growing Pains. Minutes later teenager Mike Seaver displayed appalling manners, prompting his father asked, "Were you raised in a barn?" At this point Mr. Nickerson turned off the television and picked up a book.