A Choose Your Own Misadventure Book
The Big George Morris Clinic
by H. B. Farmer

What will happen when George Morris comes to town? YOU decide!

Monday, April 23, 2012

Business Opportunity: Hillbilly Farms Syndicate

For the first time ever, you have a chance to be a part of our exciting operation here at Hillbilly Farms.  For a low monthly investment, you can own part of one of the world famous Hillbilly Farms horses.

$25/month buys the part of the horse that doesn't want to be caught in the pasture
$20/month buys the part of the horse that produces large amounts of manure each day
$75/month buys the perfect, rhythmic canter -  SOLD!
$10/month buys the part of the horse that likes to walk around on his hind legs  
$50/month buys the part of the horse that gets injured and runs up huge vet bills
$5/month buys the part of the horse that rolls in manure before a show
$100/month buys the part of the horse that can jump a clean round - SOLD!

Shares are limited so purchase your share soon!

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