For the first time ever, you have a chance to be a part of our exciting operation here at Hillbilly Farms. For a low monthly investment, you can own part of one of the world famous Hillbilly Farms horses.
$25/month buys the part of the horse that doesn't want to be caught in the pasture
$20/month buys the part of the horse that produces large amounts of manure each day
$75/month buys the perfect, rhythmic canter - SOLD!
$10/month buys the part of the horse that likes to walk around on his hind legs
$50/month buys the part of the horse that gets injured and runs up huge vet bills
$5/month buys the part of the horse that rolls in manure before a show
$100/month buys the part of the horse that can jump a clean round - SOLD!
Shares are limited so purchase your share soon!
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